Playlist link for those following along at home: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtvNsUvEdnGWE2tHWPb-FkWkHh2r5Zdew
1 – Hoaxed – Dark Altar Magic
Very cool new band, just signed to Relapse. Vocals are sorta post-ethereal, the riffs are classic retro, and a great church bell at the start. Fun fact: there’s no bad songs with a massive tolling bell.
(Editor’s Note: he only thinks so cause he’s never made it far enough into “Paradise By The Dashboard Light” to know there’s a bell in it)
2 – Unto Others – Destiny
They used to be called Idle Hands until some other Idle Hands noticed, so now they’re Unto Others. Good gothy metal a bit like Moonspell crossed with Fields of the Nephilim, or Type O Negative crossed with The Sisters of Mercy, whichever you find more useful.
3 – Sarke – Through the Thorns
If you’re a nerdy metal fan you might know Sarke as “That one band with Nocturno Culto from Darkthrone”, and if you’re a very nerdy metal fan you might know them as “That one band with Steiner Gudersen from Spiral Architect”. They’ve been moving from black metal towards a more kind of… I dunno, Nick Cave-y sound I guess? Like this to me has some Red Right Hand vibes.
4 – Rob Zombie – Crow Killer Blues
Off of The Lunar Injection Kool Aid Eclipse Conspiracy. It’s a return to the more produced sound. Still John 5 on guitar which is still very good for the sound, and much more change ups in this song including a very clear Doors – Riders on the Storm reference.
5 – Iron Maiden – The Writing On The Wall
Quick caveat: I love this song and would put it up there without qualms on an Iron Maiden greatest hits… but it’s the only song on the album I liked.
6 – Crystal Viper – Sleeping Giants
Legally obligated to mention they’re Polish. Been around for a long time and always kind of at this level of success. I would describe this as “like power metal except good”. Much less Dragonforce, much more retro sound.
7 – Bewitcher – Electric Phantoms
Song feels like it should have been on Kill Em All, band sounds like they should have been on Kill Em All.
8 – Crypta – From The Ashes
Band used to be Nervosa, had some member swaps and just signed to Napalm. Good mix of older and newer thrash, and the new guitarist, Sonia Anubis, solos in a very Blind Guardian-esque style where components are presented in very discrete multi-measure chunks. I happen to like that style a lot, though it never got very popular.
9 – Aephanemer – Antigone
Also just signed to Napalm. Basically symphonic death, in style of Fleshgod Apocalypse, with choruses like Therion, but (and let me really emphasize this point) unlike the previously listed bands it’s not boring.
10 – Battlemaster – Hectored Bugbearean Wrath
First of all: the absolute courage of that guitar sound. That tinny ass low distortion but super loud sounds like angry crickets or something guitar sound. Nothing but respect for putting that on a record. They’re reminiscent of Nekrogoblikon, or maybe a kinda goofy Bolt Thrower. Do spend some time checking out how bizarre the overlap of guitar / vocal riff on first verse is.
11 – Groza – The Redemptive End
Legally obligated to mention that despite the Polish name and the fact they play Polish style black metal they are NOT Polish, they’re German. Very much in that style of Mgła / Uada that’s a major undercurrent atm, and they do it well.
12 – Lorna Shore – To The Hellfire
Generally I hate this Alvin and the Chipmunks vocal style death metal / hardcore cross over stuff, but… it’s the drummer though. Despite the fact I want to hate it I have to admit that this, as they say, slaps. I think I literally heard that 808 drop near the start and immediately thought “ah fuck, this is going on the list isn’t it”.
13 – Godflesh – PARASITE Alternative
It’s literally just weird ‘remixes’ of their recent stuff and it’s goddamn flawless. Just a perfect record of a certain type. You either like these weird repetitive noise things, with that a-factory-building-shambling-to-kill-you vibe, or you’re a bad person.
14 – Darkthrone – Hate Cloak
Ok, so this wasn’t going to go on the list. Don’t get me wrong I have a respect for that current Darkthrone “let’s sound like the old demos we used to listen to in the tape trade days” era, and most of the other albums in it I thought were fine, but I wasn’t super into it. It’s that this… it doesn’t even sounds like old metal demos, it sounds like being a high school freshman and going to a band practice of some seniors’ band. It sounds like a garage, but in a good way. It’s unique, especially for a band that’s been around, what, 35 years?
I ended up putting it on the list cause I caught myself listening to the album over and over, maybe more than any other album of 2021, somehow despite not really having any of the songs stick in my memory. Can’t explain it.
(Editor’s note: he originally wrote “listening to the CD” instead of “album” lol)
Absolutely great time to be into metal. 2020s is possible the best decade in history so far.