i’m certain that you are just as big a fan of the new bands in the metalcore genre of music as i am, drawn in by many of its appealing factors, including:
heavy use of autotune and vocoders
whiny lyrics
sissy-looking tight pants
idiotic techno break downs
tame as hell guitar
and many many others. bands like this one, brought to my attention by steve k:
thank you steve.
as so, internet, you might be surprised to learn that some older metalheads have a hard time taking this genre seriously and refer to it as Crab Core. i have made these original content gifs using the above video in order to help explain it. please use them wisely.
(mac users: my safari renders gifs too slowly. if the bouncy bouncy isn’t bouncy-ing as well as it should, use firefox)
~ angel ~ 5:29 am on February 4, 2011 Permalink
like the slayer
you look quite different however
.e 5:32 am on February 4, 2011 Permalink
i do? i thought i looked really normal
Angelica 7:21 am on February 4, 2011 Permalink
>.> look the same as always to me