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  • .e 5:13 am on February 4, 2011 Permalink
    Tags: animated gif, gif, , oc, slayer   

    seriously though, don’t do it 

    insult me


    insult my appearence


    insult my blog


    insult my band


    insult slayer


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    variation on a meme i saw. i can’t believe i spent 3 hours on this. it’s really hard to get a gif that animates cleanly on every browser, as i learned

     
    • ~ angel ~ 5:29 am on February 4, 2011 Permalink

      like the slayer
      you look quite different however

    • .e 5:32 am on February 4, 2011 Permalink

      i do? i thought i looked really normal

    • Angelica 7:21 am on February 4, 2011 Permalink

      >.> look the same as always to me

  • .e 9:39 pm on October 14, 2009 Permalink
    Tags: crabcore, gifs, , metalcore, , oc   

    imitation crab core 

    dear internet,

    i’m certain that you are just as big a fan of the new bands in the metalcore genre of music as i am, drawn in by many of its appealing factors, including:

    • heavy use of autotune and vocoders
    • whiny lyrics
    • sissy-looking tight pants
    • idiotic techno break downs
    • tame as hell guitar

    and many many others. bands like this one, brought to my attention by steve k:

    thank you steve.

    as so, internet, you might be surprised to learn that some older metalheads have a hard time taking this genre seriously and refer to it as Crab Core. i have made these original content gifs using the above video in order to help explain it. please use them wisely.

    (mac users: my safari renders gifs too slowly. if the bouncy bouncy isn’t bouncy-ing as well as it should, use firefox)

     
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