imitation crab core
dear internet,
i’m certain that you are just as big a fan of the new bands in the metalcore genre of music as i am, drawn in by many of its appealing factors, including:
- heavy use of autotune and vocoders
- whiny lyrics
- sissy-looking tight pants
- idiotic techno break downs
- tame as hell guitar
and many many others. bands like this one, brought to my attention by steve k:
thank you steve.
as so, internet, you might be surprised to learn that some older metalheads have a hard time taking this genre seriously and refer to it as Crab Core. i have made these original content gifs using the above video in order to help explain it. please use them wisely.
(mac users: my safari renders gifs too slowly. if the bouncy bouncy isn’t bouncy-ing as well as it should, use firefox)